We're tying the knot and we'd love for you to be there!
Here's how Saturday 10th October 2026 will unfold.
Shit gets real
Complimentary drinks, and hide from photos.
The meal is served, finished with a glass of prosecco for the toast.
Degenerate friends arrive, those less sociable can hide.
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Kids Menu
Already know what you fancy? Just let Dean know! I'll be collecting everyone's choices in person sometime before the end of September, as final orders need to be with the venue at the start of October — so don't leave it too late!
Ipswich, Suffolk
We've sorted a discount at the Belstead Brook for anyone who fancies staying over and keeping the party going with us.
Rooms are expected to be limited, so it's best to get your booking in soon if you'd like to stay — sooner rather than later to avoid disappointment!